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One Wheel Drive Riding Shirt

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$35.00 USD
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$35.00 USD

No Fear? Ain’t Scared? How passe. This one’s for my SCAREDIES.

Carefully designed for the optimum in Ath-Leisure performance, this is no mere T-Shirt. This is a Competitive Non-Racing Riding Shirt.

Full-on synthetic jerseys are all “Ath” and no “Leisure”, making you stick out like a sore thumb at the boba tea shop. But when climbing hills in the sun, a leisurely Non-Racer can still work up a drenching sweat that competes with any Cat-5 weight weenie. In those sticky moments, 100% cotton is 100% rotten. My fellow Scaredies need a garment that offers performance wicking properties but looks and feels organic, to blend in with the cool kids on that mid-ride vape lounge pit stop.

This fabric blend shirt is the answer. A combo of 50% lightweight un-shiny polyester, 25% airlume combed and ring spun cotton (the best kind), and 25% rayon makes a super soft, light, breathable, wicking, and chill looking garment for your most casually grueling days on and off the bike! As a bonus, this shirt doubles as a pajama top.

The limited edition design was crafted by yours truly and is inspired by a mashup of retro 4x4 camper van decals and motocross jerseys. Show your allegiance to the most powerful of drivetrains- One Wheel Drive!

  • Unisex Fit
  • Top Quality Materials and Cut
  • No Sweatshop Promise / WRAP certified
  • Screenprinted by hand in Asheville, NC
  • 7x less water used in production than the average shirt
  • Non-Racing material perfect for on & off the bike wear
  • Soft enough to sleep in
  • Off White Sandy Gravel color can be worn after Labor Day